And here’s the porn I was on about. |D

jumpropejellyfish:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

why am i reblogging this

What are: Things I did not know were not common knowledge.

Relationship study: Marcus and Lindsay

He hadn’t realised until just then that he’d gotten out of hand. He hadn’t considered the real-life consequences of his actions… not until a perfectly good human being was wasting away in front of him, begging him for mercy, begging for someone to let him believe he wasn’t worthless. ‘No’ Cameron thought, ‘This isn’t right…’

This is actually page two, the first page sucked.

theartofanimation:

Jace Wallace

Good morning tumblr, I’m a terrible human being.

Why doesn’t it surprise me that you cant even control yourself when someone else is in control? Come on, Vinny. Stop running away from your fears.

Hiding behind an animalistic facade isn’t going to change the nature of your failure. Or maybe… the facade is that of the man, leading on your hapless victim into thinking you’ve even a shred of decency. Even a single iota of sympathy. Un-pitiable bastard. You could have killed me and felt nothing. Funny how the roles have reversed, isn’t it? 

UHHHHHhhh. PIC UNRELATED? ;;;;;
Only sorta related cause that’s what I was thinking while doodling this. I tend to entertain my characters’ thoughts while doing sketches more than I actually pay attention to what I’m drawing.

I feel slightly flustered right now eventhough I dont really give fucks about this picture. Just cause lol havent drawn sex in a while. 

WELL SHIT, GUYS.

I’m gonna try to sleep now but all I’ll be thinking about is drawing sex.

Also this actually came out nice, I think I might like lineless?

S-s-s-s-shame on m-me

Meanwhile Jordan draws smutty things without a single fuck to give about anatomy or composition.